Dad: Merrill, did you fill the bathtub with water?
Me: Why?
Dad: For the hurricane.
Me: Why would I fill the bathtub for the hurricane? We have six cases of water. What, is Irene gonna get thirsty?
Dad: It's so we can flush the toilet in case the water goes out.
Me: That's a thing? Fuck this hurricane.
Me: Why?
Dad: For the hurricane.
Me: Why would I fill the bathtub for the hurricane? We have six cases of water. What, is Irene gonna get thirsty?
Dad: It's so we can flush the toilet in case the water goes out.
Me: That's a thing? Fuck this hurricane.
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theidiotsbox posted this
Merrill's the name, rambling's the game.
